Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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