I skipped work to stalk him.
Welp...herpes.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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I need you to use more vowels.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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