My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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