when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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