the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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