Its about making memories worth repressing
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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