did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
we made out on top of his cat.
worst night to have a conscience
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
My bed smells like the plague
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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