Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
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Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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