suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
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You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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