i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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