do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
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He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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