Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
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Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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