Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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