She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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