he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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