Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
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you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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