i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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