am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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