are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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