i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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