Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'm getting married
To pizza
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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