But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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