id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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