My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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