I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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