I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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