So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
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I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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