you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
my liver is dry heaving
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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