Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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