Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
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Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I need water and some morals
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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