So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
please don't ironically join a cult
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