Please, let me fuck your mom
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
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when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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