I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
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Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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