if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
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im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
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I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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