My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
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I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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