Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I can't turn off my feet"
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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