So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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