I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
