How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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