Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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