i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I have feelings that need drinking.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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