Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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