I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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