I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
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i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
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