So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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