I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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