We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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