who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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