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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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