It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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