Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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