Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
oh god the rape fog is back!
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
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You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I have peed in a lot of sinks
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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