she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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