You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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