so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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