thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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