your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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