i was rollin on her like bob the builder
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
i now understand why vodka
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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