this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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